[转]一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语!

[ 2005-09-13 07:33:38 | 作者: yixia ]
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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑:
前台小姐:“Hello.”
老外:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
老外:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”  
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
看懂了吗?很强 [lol]

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cisool
[ 2005-12-02 14:51:42 ]
[yes] Head not zai. You tomorrow come!
实在是高~~~
lanmei
[ 2005-10-02 20:27:21 ]
[sweat] [sweat] 汉!